The piece below has been brought to the Blog's attention. It is suitably anonymous but there are indications it may have been written by a Scot?
England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'Grand slam express' are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment atMurrayfield, the 18.12 from Edinburgh has been cancelled. Further bad news as the A1 south has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low,should call Scottish emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and awaitthe arrival of someone coming for to carry them home. Kind locals arebelieved to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.*A (another anonymous) bloggee has commented ' How nice the Scots have a sense of humour! Its odd however that it only seems to display itself on Rugby matters occasionally-every ten years or so?'