I really hope not. Huttonian would really welcome the chance to return to normal non confrontational ranting. I have escaped from the hothouse atmosphere (emotionally not meteorogically speaking) of rainy Hutton for a visit to Embra to see a very expensive plastic surgeonNo! Wishful of Warkworth I am not having my face altered out of all recognition out of either considerations of escaping justice or of vanity) Just a routine procedure to do with excessive sun bathing in my well spent youth. It is actually spring like here and my favourite mendicant's wee dog has shed his Iraq war surplus combat jacket and the mendicant has lashed out on a new blanket. My 50p for a 'cup of tea' well spent. And no 'loose change' left for a Big Issue which was thrust into my face at the rear entrance of Waverley Station. Sales technique leave a lot to be desired. The mendicant will be awaiting the start of the tourist season with keen anticipation when the dog is put into a kilt and the blanket is in the finest of Royal Stuart Tartan.

Anyhow must away to add to the profits of City Cabs and the vast income of private medicine alive and well in Socialist Embra-Reek there is and it is all of cash.