If you go to Google and insert the following words into the search facility:
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You will have as a first choice of websites : Musings from the Merse. Search engines are wonderful but why would anyone insert such a string into anything? People must have a lot of time on their hands. And what was the inserter hoping to find? He/she found Musings; I know from my hit counter.
Perhaps the Hutton Think Tank (HT2) could offer a prize for the best short story/poem using all these words: Entries in not more than 50 words via the comment facility. The Judges verdict is final.