A bloggee has reported that if you put in the following words-hardly a logical phrase- into Google:
natural and safeways to enlarge your penis at home you will be given a link toMusings from the Merse and two other websites. Why on earth anyone came up with this combination is hard to comprehend-unless some of the local caravanners have successfully found appropriate devices on the shelves of Morrisons (pka Safeways) which they can try out in the comfort of their mobile homes and want to spread the word. Before the less than well endowed rush off to scan the back numbers of Musings let me assure them that no such advice or instruction has ever been carried by Huttonian and the search engine has come up with a number individual key words which can be found in several disconnected passages an old blog. The other two websites are actually more appropiate for potential loin lengtheners ,if that is your bag.
Huttonian has mentioned the p word-as in 'Puppetry of the Penis' one of the more outlandish shows of last years Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I never actually met anyone who admitted seeing it, so perhaps nobody did.