Bloggees with indifferent A levels (if there are any of those) may wish to rush to Northampton Uni which still has vacancies for its ground breaking (or ground pawing?) course on Philosophy and Equine Studies. This aspect of Philosophy has a long and respectable track record going back to Roman times. The Emperor Caligula scored highly ( a 2.1) in the practicals at Rome University by making his horse Consul but there may be less avenues for similar quadruped advancement in these political correct times. Admittedly the Borders Tourist Board have made a Border Collie a roving Ambassador-perhaps one of the BTB officials has a degree in Plastic Doggie Bag Technology and Canine Studies (Offered by the Borders Institute of Rural Manipulation at Duddo) and is putting it to good use. If you are not into horses or Dogs you might like to consider Media Studies with Aspects of Ribbon Manufacturing being offered by the University of the Inner Isles near Oban. But hurry.