GNER have been updating their on train announcements:This is your train team leader. Owing to the total destruction of of Coaches A and B by the wrong type of Passenger Action your train is now running Fifteen-one five minutes late. Customers with reservations on these two coaches are asked to relocate else where. GNER wish to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Paradise is your next station stop. This train will terminate there. Remember when alighting to take all your personal possessions with you. The buffet car will close in five minutes for stock taking.
Have a good onward journey. Once again GNER wish to apologise for this slightly late running which was caused by the wrong kind of Passenger Action just outside Newcastle.