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Saturday, September 24, 2005
 
I think that Huttonian must be regarded on the WWW as the world's biggest mug . I wish I had 7 Euros for every communication of this sort that I have received. Had I followed up all these opportunities I might by now be the the sole benificiary of several Oil Sheikhs all killed in mysterious circumstances leaving no issue, the late General Gowon's entire family fortune, the Dead Sea Scrolls and even according to a very plausible lawyer £800,000 as a personal bequest from Sir Denis Thatcher on whom I apparently, in unexplained circumstances, made quite an impression. I have declined these offers in various degrees of courtesy but still they come flooding in. Mind you any offer to buy the Millenium Dome at a knock down price (quite literaly) I just might take up as Hutton Think Tank has exciting plans for it.


Dear Friend, I am (name witheld to protect the guilty?) the credit officer of ANZ BANK in Seoul,South Korea.I have an urgent and very confidential businessproposition for you. On June 7, 2000, a British Oil consultant/ contractor with the Philippines Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr. Effat Mansour made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued atUS$21,000,000.00(Twenty One Million Dollars only) in my branch. Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers,the South Korea Solid Minerals. Corporation that Mr. Effat Mansour died along with his wife Mrs. Virginia Mansour from a plane crash-Egypt Air Flight 990 which crashed into the Atlantic ocean on October 31, 1999.On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. The names of the whole crew and passangers on board were publish on thebelow internet link. Browse to see for yourself. http://www.greatdreams.com/plane990.htmI therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Effat Mansour did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$21,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws ofthe South Korea , at the expiration of 6 (six)years, the money will revert to the ownership of the South Korea Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to assist me in recieving this money as I have every machinery set to enable you recieve this money via a Finance firm based overseas. I need your urgent assistance so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials waiting for the expiration of 6years. This is simple, I will require you to send me your complete names,contact address and telephone and fax numbers so that I will beable to apply for the necessary documents to enable you recieve the money via the Finance firm overseas in your name. After recieveing the money, we will share in the ratio of 75% for me and 25% for you. Note that the project will be 100%risk free. Considering my position as the credit officer of the bank, Iguarantees the successful execution of this transaction.I have the facilities to obtain relevant documents to enable me lift the money from the bank overseas. If you are interested, please reply immediately. Upon your response, I will then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. I will also let you have the contact details of the Finance Firm and the country it is located in Overseas. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for fast communication. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply. Thanks and regards.DR. ********(same name)

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