Stripping for Peace
Huttonian does not usually rely on the Observer for rantly inspiration but he could not resist the article at the bottom of today’s front page: Non-Sectarian strippers decommission their old kit
. It appears that a Norn Iron Stripper/kissogram etc agency with the very appropriate name of Angels has done away with the Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC) uniform as their working gear. Instead the Lasses and Lads of the agency will sally forth in the ‘boiler suit uniform’ of the Police Service of Northern Ireland’ (PSNI). This is claimed to be sexier than the old RUC bottle green serge (the strippers are likely to ‘go down a treat’ said an Angel spokes person) and is an important contribution to the stalled Peace Process. Now the strippers will appeal to a much wider section of the community and will at the same time have a more realistic chance of fooling the intended victim, in the early stages of the sting at any rate. PSNI are yet to comment but according to a member of the Fishwick Special Branch who has a cousin working with the Norn Iron Rozzers the authorities are suggesting a new offence of ‘impersonating a naked police officer.’ Kill Joys.
And another thing if you really want to turn your japee on you can order a kisso or stripper gram in the uniform of a paramilitary complete with baseball bat and balaclava. This could however run contrary to current legislation in that the ‘paramilitary’ could be charged with carrying an offensive weapon-and in the case of male strippers two of them
Vox Pop welcome