The frogs (in the pond on this side of the Pond) made an obvously well informed choice by refraining from spawning after their recent sing song. The pond is covered in ice this morning so we have nothing new to contribute to the BBC's Spawn and Lady bird map which shows the nearest areas of ejaculation in Newcastle on Tyne. One bunch of daffodils have actually flowered but they are of the early blooming variety-the main Daffs are still huddled into their winter coats but according to the Blether Centre Spring arrives on Saturday so we may have a good display of yellow on our return from Paris early next week. By that time we will all be bored by endless images of the new crop so Huttonian will try his hardest not to add to this aspect of visual overkill-leaving more room for equally endless grand sprog shots.
Report further from the Isle de France. Easy Jet always permitting.
