Bird crap 1 Its not the sea gulls that the good Burghers of Ber Wick should be worrying about but the fruit eating feathered friends infesting Castle Avenue, the 'Park Lane' of this northern metropolis where the well heeled shelter in great mansions behind high walls, two cars in the drive, two in the garage and two on the road. Its the two on the road which are irritating as the avenue is a back up overflow car park for Ber Wick station which is full of vehicles left by the week by Embra workers who seem to live up there all week blocking off the car park for the rest of us. I have noticed some tempting gaps near the station recently and tried one this morning. I returned after a brief visit to Embra to find the car covered with digested fruit. I looked up -no wonder ,the tree above was covered with undigested fruit. And as I got into the car a bit of the former landed neatly on my neck and ran done my back. How nice.
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