Easy Jet-the Biblical AirlineBack safely in the Merse after a remarkably smooth Easy Jettery-15 minutes early. Noisy flight with so many Geordie families returning from Disneyland. But the children were very quiet.
Termination Three at Roissy Charles de Gaulle also, like NCL, has a silence policy. All flight announcements are by display board which is cunningly concealed behind a large kiosk on the airside departure area. You have to physically check every departure desk until you find your gate or else you run the risk of flying to Luton. Mind you you might get to Nice which would be.
Easy Jet has the irritating habit of no seats being allocated, free for all when you get on the plane. But the earlier you check in determines if you are in category A -the privileged early birds up to D -the laggards. We joined the check in queue at due time-two hours before departure-as instructed-to find the entire population of Tyneside ahead of us. 45 minutes later we were allocated a large D. It made little difference as boarding was initially via buses which went all of 50 yards to the plane. Ds getting on last were the closest to the bus exits and thus best placed to grab thev best seats after a short dash across the tarmac elbowing Disneyland traumatised kids out of the way.
The Good Book says the Last will be First and all that.
That's something that Easy Jets gets right.
Every time
