Sick Alien with visitors
Hutton Think Tank is dismayed to hear that the government department whose responsibilties include an Alien Watch is to be closed down. HTT had a nice little earner as a rural outpost of the agency- the deep ravines and wooded cover of the isolated Whiteadder valley was thought to be the ideal materialisation area for visiting aliens and the HTT had several sightings.
Mind you they got a bit discouraged after a sharp note in response to a recent sighting-from the agency concerned which read;
'Thats enough English tourists'
(I am grateful to AOL news for the image of the sick alien who subsequently became a prominent member of the shadow cabinet-after a pioneering face transplant.)
The official version of this development is at http://news.aol.co.uk/britain-wide-open-to-visiting-ufos/article/20061110032109990001