FISHWICK TRAFFIC REPORT

Huttonian has received a leaked copy (via DHL) of a report by the Fishwick Special Branch Undercover Traffic Team on traffic flows on the Fishwick to Tweedhill Fisheries road focusing on the stretch from the Berwick-Swinton road until past the notorious dangerous corner. It was done over a 5 hour period:

(a) Car movements: 1 (erratic)
(b) Tractor movements 0
c) Heavy vehicles 0
(d) Bicycles 2 (both erratic)
(e) Pedestrians 2 (from No 3 to No 4 Fishwick and back (1)
(f) Ships 6 (2)
(g) Fishermen in 4wd 0
(h) " " " in Jaguars 0
(i) " " " in bog standard vehicles 0
(j) Milk float 2 (there and back,eventually)
(k) Official FSB vehicles 2 (there and back)
(l) Casualties 1 Hen Pheasant, 10 Cock Pheasants. (Milk float apparently exceeding usual speed)

Notes:
(1) to borrow tea bag (2) Should be sheeps
The report is annotated with a rather testy comment by a senior officer:

(a) Why was this exercise carried out from 0100 until 0600?
(b) Your claim for overtime (£430) is rejected.
(c) Speak soon.  ¶ 11:28 AM