It is not a wise policy to mock the terrorists of the BBC Blether Centre. They strike back. Whilst in London they took advantage of our absence-fortunately-to send a mighty, rushing wind (possibly a PT*) which plucked out our skylight cover, bounced it once on the roof breaking a tile and having it fly on into the back 'lawn' Here it gauged out a large crater, just missing Maggie the Mole's wee personal mountain.Had it not been a south wind it might have gone off in the opposite direction taking a chunk out of the car or braining the postie. Miraculously the cover was undamaged and is back snugly in place. Also fortuitously there was no rain in the period from the ufo seting off and the object being discovered where it fell. So I take this to be a Blether Centre warning and not cruel and unusual punishment for lack of appropriate respek
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* Personal Tornado