Musings from the Merse
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
COMFY COUSINS
Huttonian has posted before about the problem of providing an adequate service for visiting relis in this large and pre global warming mansion. It is hard to break them of the habit of wearing several fleeces, scarves, heavy boots, two pairs of socks and balaclavas. And its worse in the winter months when fur (well not actually fur) clad family members refuse to leave the kitchen and to move more than 1.3 metres from the Rayburn-on high-and with the oven door open. The suggestion that 'you will be more comfortable in the sitting room' raises a hollow raspy croaky laugh and a shake of the head.
No longer! As you will see from the images above we have invested in the 'Reliwarmer' Wood stove which is not only environmentally amiable but warms the sitting room to previously unimaginable searing temperatures almost off the 'toastometer' scale. And looking deep into the flames and thinking of -6c outside you can imagine that Hell may have some positive features. Abandon fleeces all Ye who enter here.
Click on the Fiery Furnace image and you will feel much warmer.
Honest.
Huttonian has posted before about the problem of providing an adequate service for visiting relis in this large and pre global warming mansion. It is hard to break them of the habit of wearing several fleeces, scarves, heavy boots, two pairs of socks and balaclavas. And its worse in the winter months when fur (well not actually fur) clad family members refuse to leave the kitchen and to move more than 1.3 metres from the Rayburn-on high-and with the oven door open. The suggestion that 'you will be more comfortable in the sitting room' raises a hollow raspy croaky laugh and a shake of the head.
No longer! As you will see from the images above we have invested in the 'Reliwarmer' Wood stove which is not only environmentally amiable but warms the sitting room to previously unimaginable searing temperatures almost off the 'toastometer' scale. And looking deep into the flames and thinking of -6c outside you can imagine that Hell may have some positive features. Abandon fleeces all Ye who enter here.
Click on the Fiery Furnace image and you will feel much warmer.
Honest.
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