Could this be one of the planes which makes life in the Borders very noisy from time to time drowning out the usual country noises: flatulent coos and lost lambs. Our lot don't come from Leuchars but from south of the Border. Roll on independence and any pilots straying into Scottish airspace will be taken into custody by the local equivalent of the Islamic Republican Guard Corps-the Hutton Paxton and Fishwick Freedom Defenders (currently being recruited via Fishwick Special Branch) Any one up to 75 and with their own teeth are welcome to apply. Bring a scythe. Kalashnikov (Drill Purpose) will be issued in due course.