BLUE FOR A BIG BOY
Huttonian missed it. Big Jim Conundrum our East Berwickshire Tory candidate for the local council and our sitting member (much easier to talk to when he is sitting and you are 5'6" -on a good day) He hammered our 1874 Bell and was fielded by the wife. Introducing himself he explained that he as an experienced Tory and the MSP candidate the massive paper producing Mr Lamont both knew 'What is what' Which I suppose is as inspiring address to the voters of Berwickshire you could hope to get.
Amongst Conservative plans on his mercifully brief Manifesto is an attack on litter
costed at £150,000 and 50,000 less on Positive commitment to Sport
Sounds a bit unbalanced unless you follow the Big Mac Trail.
And the 'biggest ever single investment' in Lighting
Keep them out of Kirk Lane please-we are in the countryside to see the stars not neon pollution everywhere.
His Puff ends with the inspiring message:Remember it takes one to know one! Vote 1 for Filly'
A conundrum, wrapped in an enigma and inside a poisoned chalice?*
AS one great Tory Leader might have said
* Very in-joke. You need to attend the meetings of the H&PCC to fully appreciate the classical allusion.(Blog-ed)