Musings from the Merse
Saturday, June 16, 2007
TARTAN (BEACH) ARMY
Collectors of the sublime should look at this week's Berwickshire at http://www.berwickshire-news.co.uk/news?articleid=2950947
and enjoy the latest Border's enterprise: a web based company hovering in the Berwickshire cyberspace producing, inter alia, plaid bikinis in the Ancient Buchanan Tartan. Hutton Think Tank have suggested the production of matching 'Beach Sporrans to go with plaid trunks (or instead of, for male bathers of modest means)for the safekeeping of car keys, cell phones or anything else best not left around on the sand whilst enjoying a dip.
And the Tartans need to be more locally appropriate: like the Hunting Fishwick to be worn when frantically searching for a parking spot on the Bypass
Collectors of the sublime should look at this week's Berwickshire at http://www.berwickshire-news.co.uk/news?articleid=2950947
and enjoy the latest Border's enterprise: a web based company hovering in the Berwickshire cyberspace producing, inter alia, plaid bikinis in the Ancient Buchanan Tartan. Hutton Think Tank have suggested the production of matching 'Beach Sporrans to go with plaid trunks (or instead of, for male bathers of modest means)for the safekeeping of car keys, cell phones or anything else best not left around on the sand whilst enjoying a dip.
And the Tartans need to be more locally appropriate: like the Hunting Fishwick to be worn when frantically searching for a parking spot on the Bypass
Comments:
Oooh fantastic. We have the bikini, the burkini and now the tartini! I just hope we don't see them sported by over-enthusiastic-about-showing-
their-Scottish-roots Americans in Princes Street.
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their-Scottish-roots Americans in Princes Street.
