THREE TRACKS TO 'STILL NOT WORKING'One) Ring up BT to report a fault to Sympathetic Manner
Two) Fault Squad duty techie calls and identifies fault on line to the nearesttwo miles-in our case between the Paxton Exchange and the Hutton Church (How this is known as there is no line connection to Hutton Church)
Three) Fixit Techie arrives. Tracks fault to near Church. Sits over hole for two hours and reports all clear. 'New bit of line laid replacing faulty bit'
Line works for twenty minutes: then slows down-stops once again
Then
See One) above
At least it is not raining at Wimbledon.
