Huttonian in no spiff drama
Huttonian has a confession to make, shameful 'though it be. I never smoked Cannabis at University. I never even had a puff and did not inhale. I have kept this secret for years but now it seems almost compulsory to have indulged before becoming a Cabinet Minister and although I have no political ambitions I need to get this awful truth out into the open before I am asked the question at a Guild Meeting or after a talk to the University of the Third Age and have to hang my head in shame.
Mind you I never went to Oxford University.
Nor did I ever join the Labour Party.
I once did drink three Pints of Guinness. For a teetotaller that would have been wrong. But it was over 25 years ago.