To Chirnside at 8.45. The Early Bird getteth the Quality Press*
I got my Grudian all right but only a pile of Scottish Edition Daily Mails:
Sorry no English Daily Mail today said my favourite (only) newsagent. No demand for them
But last Saturday you had four?
Yes, said the guy behind me, them b****** have moved on.
Moved on? One family from the south? English Daily Mail for him, one for her, third for Granny and the fourth for his sandwiches at work.
Chirnside, slightly depleted, population wise
Ethnically cleansed, again.
* Daily Mail possibly excepted?
(The Image is presumably from a non Mail reader?)
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