The weather in Duns
'Effing* Cold' said the man in Joe's. And then seeing the wife emerging from behind the kitchen bowls, (almost)blushed.
'Sorry' he said 'I didn't know there was a lady present'
The wife has heard it all before and reassured the man: no offence taken.
(She agreed it was 'effing cold' but being a lady
Kept it to herself)
The image is of Duns Market Square before the snow. I have a similar picture after the snow has gone. Available on request
The team in the BBC Blether Centre forecast effing cold to continue, with the possibilty of effing -to the force of two- Snow
Next effing week.
(* expletive modified)
Labels: Effing Cold, Joes