Musings from the Merse
Monday, July 31, 2006
Garden after rain
4 weeks without rain-just like 01, 82, 76, 47 ad nauseam. Then 16mm in no time. One cloud burst produced 5mm in 5 minutes. Result: yellow lawn turning green after an hour; better result: too wet to pick fruit. A welcome break for Huttonian
Abroad thoughts from home. Musings from a Mess.
Bloggees from Jordan have asked why Huttonian has remained silent about the awful situation in Palestine and Lebanon. Actually he hasn't. He was asked together with five other 'experts'-two Jewish-to answer the question 'How to stop the killings' by the Political editor of the Sunday Herald-the Sunday edition of the better Scottish national daily: The Herald. The article is as follows:
Mission Improbable
12 Years ago, as British Ambassador to Jordan I witnessed the signing of a Peace Treaty between Israel and Jordan. As someone whose whole diplomatic career had been spent in the shadow of the bitter long running and bloody Arab-Israeli confrontation nothing had prepared me for the sight of Jordanian and Israeli Generals embracing one another and exchanging gifts as world leaders, including Bill Clinton looked on. And after the Oslo agreement of1993 there seemed a real chance of peace between the Israelis and Palestinians.
That was then. We are now back to the bad old days of bitter unrelenting conflict which is in danger of getting out of hand. A ceasefire? I doubt it as long as both Israel and Hizbullah believe they can deal each other mortal blows. If Israel does not get her way might she not turn on Syria and Iran as the sponsors of ‘terrorism’? And might she not do it with the tacit, at least, approval of Washington in hot pursuit of the remaining elements of the Axis of Evil.? And in Gaza the violence continues, Palestinians die, as the international community’s attention is diverted by the destruction of Lebanon.
What to do about it? Very little is practicable for the moment. Only the US has the leverage to rein in Israel and does not seem in the mood to do so if the main Israeli target remains ‘the terrorists’ of Hizbullah and a certain amount of collateral damage in Tyre, Sidon and Beirut is ’regrettable’ but ‘acceptable’ Innocent victims of the War on Terror. As for the Palestinians they feel they have little to lose in a one sided relationship with the ancient enemy. Their leadership is weak and divided and cannot bring their people to the negotiating table.
The British role. We are discredited throughout the Arab world because of our perceived lap dog relationship with Washington. All we can do is to yap at American heels-at best irritating, rarely influencing. We are getting good at that
Honorary Fellow University of Edinburgh. Formerly Ambassador to Kuwait and Jordan
Any one interested can rush out and get the SH before it is recycled and look on pages 41 and 43.
Bloggees from Jordan have asked why Huttonian has remained silent about the awful situation in Palestine and Lebanon. Actually he hasn't. He was asked together with five other 'experts'-two Jewish-to answer the question 'How to stop the killings' by the Political editor of the Sunday Herald-the Sunday edition of the better Scottish national daily: The Herald. The article is as follows:
Mission Improbable
12 Years ago, as British Ambassador to Jordan I witnessed the signing of a Peace Treaty between Israel and Jordan. As someone whose whole diplomatic career had been spent in the shadow of the bitter long running and bloody Arab-Israeli confrontation nothing had prepared me for the sight of Jordanian and Israeli Generals embracing one another and exchanging gifts as world leaders, including Bill Clinton looked on. And after the Oslo agreement of1993 there seemed a real chance of peace between the Israelis and Palestinians.
That was then. We are now back to the bad old days of bitter unrelenting conflict which is in danger of getting out of hand. A ceasefire? I doubt it as long as both Israel and Hizbullah believe they can deal each other mortal blows. If Israel does not get her way might she not turn on Syria and Iran as the sponsors of ‘terrorism’? And might she not do it with the tacit, at least, approval of Washington in hot pursuit of the remaining elements of the Axis of Evil.? And in Gaza the violence continues, Palestinians die, as the international community’s attention is diverted by the destruction of Lebanon.
What to do about it? Very little is practicable for the moment. Only the US has the leverage to rein in Israel and does not seem in the mood to do so if the main Israeli target remains ‘the terrorists’ of Hizbullah and a certain amount of collateral damage in Tyre, Sidon and Beirut is ’regrettable’ but ‘acceptable’ Innocent victims of the War on Terror. As for the Palestinians they feel they have little to lose in a one sided relationship with the ancient enemy. Their leadership is weak and divided and cannot bring their people to the negotiating table.
The British role. We are discredited throughout the Arab world because of our perceived lap dog relationship with Washington. All we can do is to yap at American heels-at best irritating, rarely influencing. We are getting good at that
Honorary Fellow University of Edinburgh. Formerly Ambassador to Kuwait and Jordan
Any one interested can rush out and get the SH before it is recycled and look on pages 41 and 43.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
GNER at Peterborough
A bloggee has asked what is GNER? He lives in very foreign parts where GNER is not on every lip. Flickr has 700 images entitled GNER. This is the most boring I could find. Enjoy
Well they have broadband in Little Giddings! Even more remote than Hutton and even smaller-45 souls. Great Gidings is huge-bigger than Paxton if you can imagine such a metropolis in rural Cambridgeshire. This used to be Huntingdonshire but got swallowed up-rather like East Lothian absorbingBerwickshire. God forbid. Please.
GNER had problems. Indeed every train passing South ofDoncaster had severe problems on Friday. 'Overhead cables' apparently. No power on track, never mind the wrong kind. It could have been worse. But bad enough.Two hours stationary at two different stations and reassuring messages promising news. And less reassuring remarks about 'severe disruption' 'eighty trains stuck' Passengers with onward connections please let us know. Flight details taken down and promises of contacts with airlines. One young Chinese girl with a 10pm flight to Hong Kong was hard to help as she did not know her flight number, was to collect her ticket from the airport.Which one? Was not sure . Could be Heathrow or possibly Gatwick. And so the long day dragged on
Very hot and as our train was carrying people from three abandoned ones it was a tad crowded. No way of reaching the restaurant car apart from causing gbh en route.
We return this evening. It couldn't happen again!
Could it?
GNER had problems. Indeed every train passing South ofDoncaster had severe problems on Friday. 'Overhead cables' apparently. No power on track, never mind the wrong kind. It could have been worse. But bad enough.Two hours stationary at two different stations and reassuring messages promising news. And less reassuring remarks about 'severe disruption' 'eighty trains stuck' Passengers with onward connections please let us know. Flight details taken down and promises of contacts with airlines. One young Chinese girl with a 10pm flight to Hong Kong was hard to help as she did not know her flight number, was to collect her ticket from the airport.Which one? Was not sure . Could be Heathrow or possibly Gatwick. And so the long day dragged on
Very hot and as our train was carrying people from three abandoned ones it was a tad crowded. No way of reaching the restaurant car apart from causing gbh en route.
We return this evening. It couldn't happen again!
Could it?
Friday, July 28, 2006
Huttonian has had a preview of the Village Hall interior. No question it is a great improvement on the old hall-with a snug meeting room, well fitted kitchen, a spanking new custom built post office, disabled loo (yet to be doored) The main hall will also provide not only for Hutton's champion carpet bowlers but will allow Huttonian and others to return to the Badminton Court. This is a job well done and the Hall Committee can deservedly pat themselves on the back. Opening ceremony apparently under preparation. September? And the hall is now in use with the PO moving back on or about 8 August.
The blog is off for the weekend to a rurally isolated conference centre -GNER always permitting. No chance of internet access there and I doubt if Little Giddings (or even Bigger Giddings) rums to a cyber cafe.
Back in touch..
If we are spared
The blog is off for the weekend to a rurally isolated conference centre -GNER always permitting. No chance of internet access there and I doubt if Little Giddings (or even Bigger Giddings) rums to a cyber cafe.
Back in touch..
If we are spared
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Naming the parts
See following Post on fishing on the Tweed. Ms KB and Mr P get professional instruction on what makes a sea trout tick
once in a while the salmon netters come to the Tweed below Paxton House to try their hand at the old technique of salmon netting. A net is rowed across the river and then winched in (click images to see detail) It is hardly a productive operation. Netting all day produced one sea trout which you see Mr P admiring before it was knocked on the head for one of the fisherman's supper. Poor reward for a long day in the hot soon. The problem was with too much weed floating upstream and the sea and river temperature too high to attract the fish inland as it were.
I am not sure what the point of it is. Amuse the Tourists? There was one more than the number of fish netted. Keeping you hand in perhaps? There were a couple of young fishermen swaggering cow boy like in their tall waders-but surely not apprentices to a trade which is dying fast. In the upper image the boats have been stowed away and a boom is in place down stream to stop more weed floating in on the rising tide
Cocklawburn Beach
It takes alot of sun to get the good people of northern Northumberland into the sea. And we got it and a warm sticky breeze. But imagine this stretch of sand further south and you would not be able to see the sand for humanity.
Ice Cream Van Cocklawburn Beach
Its a hot climb up steep sand dunes from Cocklawburn beach. But the £1.20 (extra scoop) cone makes it all worth while
I don't know how much credit the blog can take but there is good news for the denizens of Kirk Lane about the nearly completed Hutton Village Hall. Apparently there is more cash sloshing around in the Hall committee treasure chest than previously thought and in consequence we are going to get (some) of our wall back. It will not be the identical wall replaced as before but it will be a wall and this will do much (depending on how it is built and with what) to enhance the appearance of the lane and indeed of the hall. I mention the blog has Huttonian after a previous post bemoaning the disappearance of an old familiar landmark got a number of (anonymous) comments expressing support for a bring back the wall campaign. And here it comes. Image to be posted as soon as there is one.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Reluctant Gymnast
Really Coach. I just don't want to do this. Its hot and sticky and its Balamorey on the box. And my wrist has gone alarmingly limp. Tomorrow? Please!
Ardent Gymnast
Well that is better. What changed this young man's attitude to this discipline? The prospect of a gold medal in 2012? The thirst for fame and glory? Permission to pull Rosie's tail, real hard? A large ice cream cone with extra chocolate?
Who says it is difficult to motivate today's youth?
Who says it is difficult to motivate today's youth?
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Insh'allah
We need one of these with associated moisture. Rain in Hutton this month 3mm. Last month 12 mm
There is a belief in certain quarters of a condition (for want of a better word) called Purgatory-a sort of post mortem ante room to Heaven (if you have been quite good) or to Hell (if you have lived a bit of a naughty life) You can be in Purgatory whilst still alive. As today on the A1, in an antique French registered unairconditioned car, steering wheel in the distaff position, with two small pugnacious., bickering, children- siblings apparently lacking filial affection A Ms Cain and a Mr Abel ( I am now stretching biblical analogies somewhat), in a high temperature (not quite as hot as Hell, obviously) and 356 miles to endure. En route one endures a number of little Purgatories-sort of ante rooms to ante rooms-called on earth 'Services' with weird neo biblical names like MOTO where you are ripped off for inedible food, grumpy service and child friendly means 'Shut that brat up'
Anyhow we have arrived safe and relatively sound in peaceful Hutton-so we now know what kind of purgatory we have survived. Ante room to Heaven, of course
As the senior daughter remarks 'You have had a good day haven't you'
Irascible old gentleman concurs.
(You will have gathered that the shot above of loving siblings seemed of little relevance to our purgatorial progress north)
Monday, July 24, 2006
I have every sympathy with Disgruntled Commuter-5 stops on the Northern Line just about finished Huttonian off. How anyone can survive that heat every day I do not know. But I have not been so overheated since Kuwait. In August and that was only rarely 50C.
GNER was enlivened by a Cross Old Yorkshireman who came on at Darlington. He simmered quietly until the Ticket Chap arrived:
COY : On a point of information there is someone with a different name to mine sitting in my seat. Not good enough. Paid good money for that seat' and the train is 10 minutes late.
TC (having looked at COY's ticket) 'On a point of information, Sir, you are three days late. Your tiocket is for the 21st. This is the 24th.
COY I know what the bloody day is. I may be a countryman but I can tell the date and the
bloody time. I was told by your man in Darlington after queueing for 45 fiddling minutes that the ticket was valid to day and my reservation would be too. Now do something about it.
TC What I am going to do is give you the benefit of the doubt. Sir. I should charge you lots of money for your ticket being invalid and reserved seats are never moved except with valid tickets. (Hands ticket back and moves on)
COY (subsides at mention of more money at risk) When TC is out of earshot: Well I never. Cheeky Sod. Talk about unhelpful..Bloody Gestapo..Customer is always right in my book-I'll complain to the Head Poncho....blah blah moan moan
Nice Old Lady sitting opposite : Could you please simmer down and shut up. The Ticket collector is quite right. You are very lucky man not to be charged for a new ticket.
COY remains silent until lunch is called and he drags his wife off to the Buffet car muttering something about the standard of fellow passengers these days.
NOL sums it all up. Not a nice man
and a very stupid one.
Amen say we
GNER was enlivened by a Cross Old Yorkshireman who came on at Darlington. He simmered quietly until the Ticket Chap arrived:
COY : On a point of information there is someone with a different name to mine sitting in my seat. Not good enough. Paid good money for that seat' and the train is 10 minutes late.
TC (having looked at COY's ticket) 'On a point of information, Sir, you are three days late. Your tiocket is for the 21st. This is the 24th.
COY I know what the bloody day is. I may be a countryman but I can tell the date and the
bloody time. I was told by your man in Darlington after queueing for 45 fiddling minutes that the ticket was valid to day and my reservation would be too. Now do something about it.
TC What I am going to do is give you the benefit of the doubt. Sir. I should charge you lots of money for your ticket being invalid and reserved seats are never moved except with valid tickets. (Hands ticket back and moves on)
COY (subsides at mention of more money at risk) When TC is out of earshot: Well I never. Cheeky Sod. Talk about unhelpful..Bloody Gestapo..Customer is always right in my book-I'll complain to the Head Poncho....blah blah moan moan
Nice Old Lady sitting opposite : Could you please simmer down and shut up. The Ticket collector is quite right. You are very lucky man not to be charged for a new ticket.
COY remains silent until lunch is called and he drags his wife off to the Buffet car muttering something about the standard of fellow passengers these days.
NOL sums it all up. Not a nice man
and a very stupid one.
Amen say we
Heat Wave 2020
A few more summers like 06 will the Merse become like this? This is from a study of climate change done by the Hutton Think Tank (Weather and doom watch section) A computer enhanced graphic of Hutton Hill? Not a good harvest predicted for 2220.
It will be hard to leave the comparative cool of the Merse for the steam of London and then face a long drive back. Mind you cool is comparative-for the first time since we moved here I have had to water the pond; it is evaporating at an alarming rate. No rain now for over three weeks and only the fruit bushes seem to enjoy it-everything else is wilting and the lawn is as yellow as the fairways at Hoylake. I wonder how the Royal County Down (PBUI) is faring.
The Hutton and Paxton Centenary 'Flower' show is nearly open us. We will be in Norn Iron so no red cards this year. Were we living in the hose free South East I suspect the show would be a farce with only pot plants to display, jam of course and a few wrinkled potatoes. At least in water rich Scotland we can still be free with the moisture. But for how long?
Will report from the big smoke if I am spared.
The Hutton and Paxton Centenary 'Flower' show is nearly open us. We will be in Norn Iron so no red cards this year. Were we living in the hose free South East I suspect the show would be a farce with only pot plants to display, jam of course and a few wrinkled potatoes. At least in water rich Scotland we can still be free with the moisture. But for how long?
Will report from the big smoke if I am spared.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Wedding girl
No not hers but I just could not resist this stunning study of Ms Z at a friends wedding. Her cousins will dominate the blog for the next few days so it is only fair to give her another airing-with the usual apologies to the usual bloggees worried about too many cute kids
hutton-mills green huts 1998
At the request of a bloggee I put 'Hutton Mill 'into Flickr. This image of 'Hutton-Mills 'appeared. After a careful examination Hutton Think Tank (Identity, Doppleganger and Media Section) have said that this is not our Hutton Mill-style of architecture all wrong and too many trees. Wrong sort. Exotic foreign. Flickr does appear to be a bit of a loose cannon. Apparently (according to www.flickr.com) this is a painting by a Ghanaian Artist who may never have been to Berwickshire.
Blogging may be a bit erratic in the next few days as Huttonian GNERs to Lunnon tomorrow-always assuming that the latest excuse about wrong type of sun on track does not get in the way. Imagine it being so hot in Scotland that the rails expand-perhaps technical assistance could be sought from the survivors of the bridge and rail building on the River Kwai. The journey down is just a prelude to driving back in a French registered vetran car, steering wheel on the cote de gauche de continong with Mr P Mmsle KB and their minder. The vehicle is ,I am sure, pre a/c and the journey promises to be very hot and sticky. Simultaneously the Wife flies back from Africa thus relieving me of most of the house hold stuff (but no the fruit etc) and putting me on child care duties. This will be reflected, eventally, in the choice of cute, endearing, sweet, Aaah ! Aaah! images to the horror of the CB bloggeee. Sorry.
Ms ZK at speed
Some one has suggested that no nice 23/4 year old would try and run down her grand father on a wooden scooter thus raising the possibilty of grievious bodily harm. Some one did not get it quite right. The grand father in question was very lucky to escape more or less unscathed by leaping ou of the way as his would be assailant hurtled towards him at top speed.
Saturday, July 22, 2006
HUTTON. But which one
I went into .www.flickr.com to see how many images of 'Hutton' I could find. There are several hundred. Very few appeared relevant but this one might well have been at the bottom of Kirk Lane whilst the new hall was being built-but wasn't. It may of course come from the better known village Hutton-le-Hole down south. (I am glad we are not known as Hutton -the Hole-quite the wrong image even if partly in French.) The original image is an ironic commentary on the BBC and the Hutton enquiry.
The Great Heat of 06
The neighbour is excited! A call from the A1-its raining near Morpeth, heading towards Aynwick and the Borders! 60% chance of heavy showers says the ITV forecast for 'The Borders and South West Scotland' Good chance of thunderstorms warns the BBC. But I wonder. We often boast that we (and Dunbar) have the lowest rain fall in the British Isles. Less than some parts of northern Jordan, although not many people know that. And with global warming we should perhaps be thinking of planting a few vines.
But at the moment its not too funny. Farmers are suffering and , although I am no expert we will need moisture and lots of it if the potatoes are to come to anything. We have no hose pipe ban here but Scottish Water is making warning noises about the need to conserve-so it may be two to a bath, three to a shower and dust the car if it goes on like this.
The dry sunny weather is taking its toll in Sir Morrisons. Caravanner's tattoos obscured by vivid sun burn, a/c not coping with under arm perfume, tempers flaring with outbursts of trolley rage. Only benefit is the countryside-Big Mac customers are not chucking debris from their BMW's-don't want to open windows and let the cold air out with the dead chips. Something I suppose.
I am off to Lunnon on Monday. Frying pan to fire, I fear. And there will still be all that fruit to pick when I get back, and the pruning, and the shredding. Why did we ever leave town?
Top floor flat. Cool breeze through open window .With a view of a garden. Some one else's.
Bliss
The neighbour is excited! A call from the A1-its raining near Morpeth, heading towards Aynwick and the Borders! 60% chance of heavy showers says the ITV forecast for 'The Borders and South West Scotland' Good chance of thunderstorms warns the BBC. But I wonder. We often boast that we (and Dunbar) have the lowest rain fall in the British Isles. Less than some parts of northern Jordan, although not many people know that. And with global warming we should perhaps be thinking of planting a few vines.
But at the moment its not too funny. Farmers are suffering and , although I am no expert we will need moisture and lots of it if the potatoes are to come to anything. We have no hose pipe ban here but Scottish Water is making warning noises about the need to conserve-so it may be two to a bath, three to a shower and dust the car if it goes on like this.
The dry sunny weather is taking its toll in Sir Morrisons. Caravanner's tattoos obscured by vivid sun burn, a/c not coping with under arm perfume, tempers flaring with outbursts of trolley rage. Only benefit is the countryside-Big Mac customers are not chucking debris from their BMW's-don't want to open windows and let the cold air out with the dead chips. Something I suppose.
I am off to Lunnon on Monday. Frying pan to fire, I fear. And there will still be all that fruit to pick when I get back, and the pruning, and the shredding. Why did we ever leave town?
Top floor flat. Cool breeze through open window .With a view of a garden. Some one else's.
Bliss
Friday, July 21, 2006
Moving (well not quite)Target Driving Range
When I first saw this car I thought that some blithering idiot had dumped his car in the middle of the golf driving range. (near Duns) Dumped it is but by the management as an extra target-much more satisfying to ping on this then aim at a boring old flag. It has been suggested that three strikes and you get your money back.
Unlikely. This is Scotland, after all.
Unlikely. This is Scotland, after all.
The crop of 06
Yes they are nice. Plucked from one small bush with about 20 more to harvest. Its hot and although the birds are not interested the wasps are. Shorts and nettles (which the wife preserves for the sake of the butterflies) do not mix.
Raspberries
Just a small fraction of the raspberry bushes, swarming with them-and I seem to have been picking them for weeks. I don't know why raspberries seem to ripen all at once. And then there are the black currants, redcurrants, whitecurrants, Woosterberies still on stream. Mercifully the strawberries having gone through the 1000 mark are stopping.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
So with the Village Hall at the very nearly completed stage (still) and with the inside ready for business the next question is who will be invited to perform the opening ceremony. The old hall (in about 1934) was opened by the Earl of Home-the then most prominent Berwickshire Laird. The present one has few connections (apart from a distant cousin living locally) in Hutton. The Lord Lieutenant would be an obvious choice but again has had little to do with our hamlet. Huttonian considers that our MSP the amiable Euan Robson might be a good choice. He was very helpful over the campaign to save the primary school and has shown considerable interest in the hall issue although his idea of transforming the old school into the new hall never really caught on with the Hall Committee-it has to be said that it has played its part as a temporary community centre with great distinction and even managed to provide a site for the indoor bowls Hutton's main winter sporting activity.
It will be a big occasion with invitees including the funding agencies and all other bodies involved in this major project. And the whole village of course.Probaly too many to all get into the hall but speeches can be relayed to the listening world-perhaps some Pub can provide a giant screen -must be a lot surplus to requirements now that the World Cup is (mercifully) over and no one wants to watch Trinidad and Tabago any more.
Spillover spectators could sit on the outside wall. Except. of course,
there ain't one.
Anyone with good ideas pass them on to the Hall Committee. Vox Pop always welcome, I am sure
It will be a big occasion with invitees including the funding agencies and all other bodies involved in this major project. And the whole village of course.Probaly too many to all get into the hall but speeches can be relayed to the listening world-perhaps some Pub can provide a giant screen -must be a lot surplus to requirements now that the World Cup is (mercifully) over and no one wants to watch Trinidad and Tabago any more.
Spillover spectators could sit on the outside wall. Except. of course,
there ain't one.
Anyone with good ideas pass them on to the Hall Committee. Vox Pop always welcome, I am sure
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Over heard in a steamy village street mid morning
'Yo Blair' sorry sorry wrong transcript (Blog-ed)
'Are you on your way to the Post Office?'
'No. I am not'
' Is it too hot?'
' No its not'
' So why are you not going?'
'Its not open'
Quite right. Its only Mondays and Thurdays.And today isn't.
'Yo Blair' sorry sorry wrong transcript (Blog-ed)
'Are you on your way to the Post Office?'
'No. I am not'
' Is it too hot?'
' No its not'
' So why are you not going?'
'Its not open'
Quite right. Its only Mondays and Thurdays.And today isn't.
Birds Around the Pond in Hutton?
A bloggee has commented: its all very well showing your pond and various birds but why can't you combine them in one uplifting picture. Sorry bird watcher of Burnmouth. All I can offer (courtesy of AOL) is young ladies in the Big Smoke enjoying the heat wave. I would welcome them around the pond in Hutton but I fear the frogs might get in the way, never mind the nettles. I know it may be the wrong type of bird-apologies again Burnmouthian-but I bet thus gets more hits on flickr than all the feather friends put together.
It takes something to drive Huttonian (no pun intended) off a golf course. 80mph wind coupled with horizontal rain; maybe. 6 feet of snow. Possibly. But 75F of heat? Surely not. I have played in 95F in Aden and with near 100% humidity; ditto in Dubai. In well over 100 in Kuwait but admittedly the dry wind of the desert kept the humidity at bay. But at Duns (MPBUI) ? It was just after 7am. The sun was scorching. No wind. Humid, certainly. Flies lots. Seemingly attracted by the anti midge spray on. It was just no fun despite an unusual 4,4,4 start. The clubs rapidly increased in weight even in my 'summer bag' The fairways were like concrete tough on hot feet. Why am I doing this I said to myself after a very sticky half an hour so I followed the usual example of the Cardiac Three and cut out many holes on my way home to cold water, shade and a light breeze through the apple trees.
I finished on a high note. I noticed through the shimmering heat haze a glimmer of water. A Mirage? The 18th green was covered in it-the Gnarled Old Greenkeeper having had his refreshing cool shower had left the water sprinkler on and gone off on his cart for a scenic drive, complete with white hat and twelve bottles of ice cold something. The water surrounded the hole. My third shot to this par 5 landed in the water and floated towards the hole. I stood there admiring it enjoying a pulsating shower. When I was cool enough I tapped the ball encouragingly with my state of the art under water putter_ U-boat X2. Mk 67
The ball sank gratefully into the hole. A Birdie.
It made it all worth while
I finished on a high note. I noticed through the shimmering heat haze a glimmer of water. A Mirage? The 18th green was covered in it-the Gnarled Old Greenkeeper having had his refreshing cool shower had left the water sprinkler on and gone off on his cart for a scenic drive, complete with white hat and twelve bottles of ice cold something. The water surrounded the hole. My third shot to this par 5 landed in the water and floated towards the hole. I stood there admiring it enjoying a pulsating shower. When I was cool enough I tapped the ball encouragingly with my state of the art under water putter_ U-boat X2. Mk 67
The ball sank gratefully into the hole. A Birdie.
It made it all worth while
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The pond, pictured here, was a birthday present from the extended Huttonian family to the wife some 7 years ago. With a little help from a Rutherford digger we spent a week end making it and filling it from the garden tap. Now I defy anyone not to believe that it is a natural creation -an old watering hole from the time the Merse was marshy and the Rievers looking for a source of clean water for their thirsty (and probably stolen) horses.Now the pond is a bit too natural, the oxygenating plants have run amok and there is more foliage than water. It will need a good clean out one of these days -perhaps when the temperature drops to normal values (its not too bad at 26C as I post) I will strive to get rid of most of the oxygenators-many of whom are 'exotic' and turn into a solid triffid like mass-imported by visiting birds from the Whiteadder I suspect. We can then make use of the little gizmo-solar powered water percolator (centre of picture-click to enlarge) which keeps it oxygenated-as long as the sun is shining of course. Its slightly labour intensive as you have to keep moving the solar unit to keep it directed at the sun-which seems to move quite a bit.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Dry Garden
Its nudging 30C or 86F in real money. The lawn is almost the same colour as Farmer C's wheat. No rain for about 1o days now.But the bushes are loaded-more sun-more fruit and already at once-see images below which do not show the raspberries, the gooseberries, the woosterberries or the thousands of blackberries. Its hard work for Huttonian-on with the bush hat, the shades, the sun cream-hope the wife will be back soon.
A glimpse of Red Currant
A glimpse only but behind them leaves thousands are lurking and yet to be picked. Awaiting the Wife's return from Foreign Parts
Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb
The wife's prize winning triffids. More red cards than Zidane at previous Village shows
Strawberries
A real handful of extreme goodness. Over 700 so far (in one bed) and still coming up. Virtue has other rewards
With the temperature soaring into the high twenties (Yes, I do mean Centigrade) the weather has moved into the centre of most conversations and the inevitable, tedious comparisons are being made with '76, 82, 90 something, etc etc.
Overheard leaving the Kirk;
' Can you remember a day as hot as this?'
'Yes'
' Oh when? 76, 82, 90 something?'
'No. Yesterday'
More Pimms all round
Overheard leaving the Kirk;
' Can you remember a day as hot as this?'
'Yes'
' Oh when? 76, 82, 90 something?'
'No. Yesterday'
More Pimms all round
Sunday, July 16, 2006
I am very grateful to Paper Boy for alerting the sleeping world to this announcement from the BBC :
Police have issued a warning for Borderers to be on their guard following two purse thefts in the area. http://www.hunnymonster.org.uk/
Borders crime figures are actually not as low as you might think. In many instances (particularly motoring offences) we compare unfavourably with Berwick upon Tweed. This has made a slight nonsense of a campaign to get a TD16 post code for Eastern Berwickshire instead of being part of TD15 which is mostly Berwick itself in population terms. We had thought that Insurance Companies were passing on higher premiums to us country folk based on crime levels in town and we wanted our own crime free postcode. I am assured by my company that this would make no difference. However, crime or no, we are assumed, in TD15, to be part of Northumberland and it was a battle to persuade BT to remove us from the Northumberland phone book and insert us into the very slim Borders volume. A group of earnest Northumberland ladies once dropped in on Huttonian soliciting support for their Tory parliamentary candidate and were dismayed to find themselves in the wrong country. And I had two good reasons for declining to pledge my X .
But we do seem short on crime around these immediate parts. Not that I am complaining, mind you. Apart from the odd theft of fishing rods or agricultural equipment we seem left alone by the criminal fraternity. Well done the Neighbourhood Watch. We will now have to go to Warning Code Amber (see Home Office security alerts) and keep our purses at home. Under the mattress or somewhere similar where no burglar would dream of looking
Police have issued a warning for Borderers to be on their guard following two purse thefts in the area. http://www.hunnymonster.org.uk/
Borders crime figures are actually not as low as you might think. In many instances (particularly motoring offences) we compare unfavourably with Berwick upon Tweed. This has made a slight nonsense of a campaign to get a TD16 post code for Eastern Berwickshire instead of being part of TD15 which is mostly Berwick itself in population terms. We had thought that Insurance Companies were passing on higher premiums to us country folk based on crime levels in town and we wanted our own crime free postcode. I am assured by my company that this would make no difference. However, crime or no, we are assumed, in TD15, to be part of Northumberland and it was a battle to persuade BT to remove us from the Northumberland phone book and insert us into the very slim Borders volume. A group of earnest Northumberland ladies once dropped in on Huttonian soliciting support for their Tory parliamentary candidate and were dismayed to find themselves in the wrong country. And I had two good reasons for declining to pledge my X .
But we do seem short on crime around these immediate parts. Not that I am complaining, mind you. Apart from the odd theft of fishing rods or agricultural equipment we seem left alone by the criminal fraternity. Well done the Neighbourhood Watch. We will now have to go to Warning Code Amber (see Home Office security alerts) and keep our purses at home. Under the mattress or somewhere similar where no burglar would dream of looking
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Tewksbury
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT (AGAIN)
This image is from the annual re enactment of the Battle of Tewksbury which as you will all know was one of the engagements of the Wars of Roses in the 15th C . The junior son-in-law found the proceedings rather boring-fighting unconvincing and no blood spilt and only one minor casualty from a rubber arrow. He thought that the participants were only interested in the dressing up bit. But I have to admit Tewksbury revisited seems much more spectacular than the replay of the Battle of Halidon Hill as part of the Union of the Crown events last year. The English cavalry never arrived having not survived the A1 . Only a handful of soldiers took part-all with Yorkshire accents except for Edward III who was an obvious Scot; all the action was in the beer tent. UN peace keepers might learn from that.
Union of the Crowns
The man in full armour,
emblazoned with a Saltire
and a Yorkshire accent
sold me a lager in
a Woolworths' flagon.
Outside the Ale tent
Dismounted knights
(Horse transporter broken down
on the A1)
refought the Battle
of Halidon Hill
while Edward the Third, crown wilting
in the drizzle
picked
mud of his toes.
This time the Scots won
But no one noticed.
(or at least in the Ale tent
they didn't)
(Contemporary Bard)
HUTTON HALL-The End?
After several months of what at times has seemed fairly slow going the new village hall seems near to completion. Mind you I said that about a week ago doubting the last finishing date that I had been told of 13th July. I have heard no new one but its looking like the end of this monthwith all the finishing touches that need to be done.
Not everyone will be happy with the new building. That is inevitable. The blue roof has already attracted critical comment but Huttonian quite likes it. Matches the July Sky. Where we denizens of Kirk Lane (incidentally a private-non officially maintained road shared by four households) may have a grouse is with the removal of the old dry stone wall (you can see the remains of it in one of the images-click to enlarge) and with its replacement by a slightly raised pavement. The wall at the front has gone too and the whole building has an exposed look to it. I am told that the original (approved by the community) plans envisaged a wall in Kirk Lane but somehow the final design was changed without consultation with us. Indeed there are features about the new hall which developed as the work went on and I am not sure how many people were asked their views before decisions were made. OK the Hall committee should be able to take decisions on the finishing touches which were not included in the approved plans but it is surely a different matter when it comes to altering the original design without consultation with us. If this is what has happened. After all it is our lane.
I am happy to be corrected.
The comment facility is there to be used.
Friday, July 14, 2006
Bloggee in Thailand One
See caption to image below-the figure is more recognisable in this shot. It appears that the drive over water has been taken as the wee caddie (right front) sems to be making her way confidentally towards the green. Huttonian is grateful for the images all the way from Thailand and wonders how three weeks in the steamy heat of South East Asia will prepare this Dinger for the steamy dreich of tropical Duns
A bloggee in Thailand
Some Dingers may recognise this well known bloggee taking a break from Duns Golf Club (MPBUI) in Thailand. Lots of water apparently and I assume that the dimunitive female figure is the caddy. Can't get those at Duns.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Huttonian took advantage of his visit to the Big Smoke-no longer a good description of Lunnon, more like the Big Heat-to take the senior grand daughter to where he used to live in the sunny uplands of Muswell Hill, once the centre of the known earth. She did not seem terribly impressed, more intent on showing off cycling skills on her scooter than taking any interest in grand parental ramblings, physical and mental. One day she may be in awe of our once near neighbour, just down the road in Cranley Gardens-the notorious mass murderer Denis Neilsen to whom Ms ZK's mother used to deliver the papers on her round. (She can't remember if he took the Guardian, said to be the favourite rag of the better type of mass murderer) Mr N put away about 11 or so lads (unemployed youngsters he met when working in a Job Centre) during his stay in the top flat of the house pictured above. Not being able to bury the victims because of a fierce donkey which guarded the only nearby piece of accessible land he dismembered the corpses in situ, boiled them a bit flushed them down the loo (not the heads which he kept in a cupboard) *and was only caught after he himself at complained about the smell to the Public Health authorities.
Ms ZK having made one unsuccessful attempt to run over her proud grand father in the act of photographing her out- walked the older folk whose desperate attempt to seek refreshment from the 1870 water fountain (built by public subscription) was thwarted by the City Fathers (click on image to read blurb) who had disconnected the device to save about two pints a day of leaking water thus ensuring the dehydration of a large proportion of northern Londoners and the entire dog community which infests Highgate woods. Dogs and joggers are the most numerous specimens of creation in the woods and now the fountain is not functioning the runners have no reason to relieve bladders behind bushes , not dense enough to shield their activities (good ness knows there is no shortage of public loos) and the dogs can only crap rather than wee.
Which I suppose is something
* Enough gory details. Blog-ed
Dark Satanic Mills
GNER's 'literature' focuses on the scenery you can expect to enjoy as you race along consuming 'Go-Eat' healthy options. Goats cheese on a brown bun washed down with Iron Bru and a Mars for afters. The dark satanic mills seem to be a great boost to global warming judging from the amount of nice fluffy clouds issuing from the chimneys.
Next few images glimpsed from GNER are less industrial. And this time my view was not interrupted by the moving heads of talkative fellow passengers
Next few images glimpsed from GNER are less industrial. And this time my view was not interrupted by the moving heads of talkative fellow passengers
White horse
This is one of the lesser known White Horses and can just be seen from GNER north of York. Tip: all the best sights are to the right going north. So it really is POSH from Berwick-Port Out Starboard Home
The Flasher of the North
Anthony Gormley's famous statue taken at speed courtesy of GNER. I sometimes think that this title is more appropriate than his.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Eye contact is not the thing in Lunnon. Walking out in N13 to buy a paper from a traditional 'corner shop' (albiet not on a corner), I joined scores of people walking trainwards. Heads down, eyes evasive, the worries of the coming day already bearing down on hunched shoulders. No chance of a cheerful greeting from this lot. On my way back with one of the 100 or so Grudians (probably more than in the whole of the Borders) I thought I would take a chance. Coming towards me was a particularily morose looking thirty one something, power dressed, aggressive black bag, designer shoes with no doubt poison sacs in the pointy toes for dealing with presumptious commuters, severe hair, a piercing gaze focused on the paving stone but one in her path. I took a deep breath, poised for flight. 'Good morning' I ventured, trembling slightly. She stopped, her gaze travelled up me slowly, menacingly She looked at me, hardly crediting the evidence of her ears. A delightful smile transformed her face: 'Good Morning? Yes it is What a lovely day!'
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Elvis?
Yes a bit like Elvis I suppose but she is very much alive and enjoying life at the seaside-and a slightly warmer seaside than we are used to in Berwickshire. I am endebted to Ms ZK's minder for this image of the her in Welsh Wales
It ain't half hot mum. Bad as Jordan and humid to boot-unlike dry Amman. GNER did their thing well apart from arranging a very talkative Yorkshire lass of some 75 summers next to me I made the mistake of helping her with a very heavy bag which she insisted went into the overhead container-didn't trust them southerners helping themselves from the luggage space near the entrance door. I nearly ruptured something and in gratitude she burst into memoirs of a well spent older age during which nothing much seems to have happened at enormous length. By feigning sleep I turned her down if not quite off and actually drifted into a little doze only to have my toes trampled on at Peterborough and then helped her on her way-thankfully on my part. She went towards the Cambridge train in search of another audience.
I don't know how we could cope with such heat in the Merse. Its a different climate up there. THe nice slow rythyms of rural life would suit the high temperatures. How would Stan the Man adapt, one wonders. He is almost stationary at 16C . Put him in ambient 25C and he would be forced into reverse. He too is a natural relentless talker. In this heat he might actually dry up.
Now I could live with that
I don't know how we could cope with such heat in the Merse. Its a different climate up there. THe nice slow rythyms of rural life would suit the high temperatures. How would Stan the Man adapt, one wonders. He is almost stationary at 16C . Put him in ambient 25C and he would be forced into reverse. He too is a natural relentless talker. In this heat he might actually dry up.
Now I could live with that
GNER is allegedly on time.How they know that is a mystery as the train starts from Edinburgh and won't have left yet unless someone has stolen it. It is a moot point as to whether or not you should book a seat. GNER puts all the reserved seats together with a couple of carriages crammed and several virtually empty-not of course at peak periods but most times. It can be dangerous to move from your allocated seat to pastures new-I once heard a ticket inspector shouting at an old lady ' You are not sitting in your seat-why can't you stay where you have been put. Move now' He added, belatedly, 'please' and an entirely unmeant 'madam'. She scuttled back to her reservation to find it had been snapped up by a bolshy businessman who was not prepared to disturb his stomach and large bottom from where they were resting to anywhere else for a mere technicality. Like sitting in the wrong seat. The old lady asked the ticket czar to intervene but he had lost interest, presumably given the size if the offending person. 'You are at fault for abandoning your reservation..Madam.. There are plenty of empty seats elsewhere' (Including of course the one he had just evicted her from')
I hope I shall be spared such hassle. I don't like to make a fuss, me.
I also hope that the refreshment car will be attached. Once it wasn't owing to the wrong sort of something, somewhere. Any inconvenience was regretted especially by another large man who had been looking forward to 'Go Eat' for days. Stomach rumbling he leapt out at York to grab a morsel from a food stall; But ever watchful GNER saw him coming (or at least going) blew its whistle and left him mouthing incoherently on the platform. Incoherently as his mouth was filled with a Healthy Choice (Brie and Cucumber, I believe-hard to be sure as the train was accelerating in case he made a run for it)
But at least he had his lunch.
Leisurely. (next train 55 minutes later)
I hope I shall be spared such hassle. I don't like to make a fuss, me.
I also hope that the refreshment car will be attached. Once it wasn't owing to the wrong sort of something, somewhere. Any inconvenience was regretted especially by another large man who had been looking forward to 'Go Eat' for days. Stomach rumbling he leapt out at York to grab a morsel from a food stall; But ever watchful GNER saw him coming (or at least going) blew its whistle and left him mouthing incoherently on the platform. Incoherently as his mouth was filled with a Healthy Choice (Brie and Cucumber, I believe-hard to be sure as the train was accelerating in case he made a run for it)
But at least he had his lunch.
Leisurely. (next train 55 minutes later)
Monday, July 10, 2006
Tomorrow its off to the Big Smoke for a bit of r and r from the household chores of Hutton With the wife in foreign parts for another two plus weeks the full burden of House and Garden has fallen to Huttonian. With the Strawberries,Raspberries, Woosterberries, black, red and white currants coming on stream simultaneously, plus a record crop of gooseberries. -Add to this the shopping- fighting off the caravanners at the basket-only-cash-only-tattoos optional checkouts; the washing and drying-hanging up the smalls in a force 7 wind, watering the 45 house plants. feeding the birds via the numerous receptacles-nuts, fatballs, organic seed things, changing the bird bath water, weeding the patio, doing the compost, recycling, struggling with the crossword, the newspaper run...no wonder the wife has escaped to Zambia. You can now understand Dr Livingstone's motivation for missionary work on the Dark Continent
Photos of Ms Z will inevitably follow. Sorry CB bloggee.
Photos of Ms Z will inevitably follow. Sorry CB bloggee.
A group of young people appeared to be filming the area in front of the old pub early this morning. Some uni project-the Jim Clark Rally after the cars have gone? Not riveting stuff as there is absolutely no trace of the action of last Saturday. No burnt out cars, no shredded tyres, not even a churned up verge or two. BT may be disappointed that their phone box survived as it has been on a possible closure list for some time.
Possibly this could be a trainee film unit from the Hutton Think Tank's Media and Soft Soap unit. There have been plans for a 'soft soap' (drama without sex, violence or even gratuitous nudity) about Hutton for some time, with the working title of 'Knowe's Terrace', an every day tale of rural folk. Plans included shooting scenes outside the old pub to be renamed 'The Reivers Return'. It was hoped that Mel Gibson might be persuaded to play a cameo role as the village character who defies the establishment, saves the village school single handedly and goes on the win the individual British carpet bowls championship. Perhaps these film makers are doing the context shots
On Cameo roles, my golf was enlivened by the appearance of the Gnarled Old Greenkeeper on his souped up rally enabled golf cart. The field to the right of the 14th fairway was being mowed by the farmer. This is a notorious hiding place for balls struck erratically from the tee. The GOG had obviously heard the mower from afar and came charging out in the expectation of finding some recently lost balls in the newly cut grass. I watched him for some time as I made my way down the fairway. He left empty handed. I am not surprised.
The same thought had occurred to me as the mowing tractor first whirled past. I too was over the style and into the grass a few minutes before GOC put in his appearance.
With the same result.
Possibly this could be a trainee film unit from the Hutton Think Tank's Media and Soft Soap unit. There have been plans for a 'soft soap' (drama without sex, violence or even gratuitous nudity) about Hutton for some time, with the working title of 'Knowe's Terrace', an every day tale of rural folk. Plans included shooting scenes outside the old pub to be renamed 'The Reivers Return'. It was hoped that Mel Gibson might be persuaded to play a cameo role as the village character who defies the establishment, saves the village school single handedly and goes on the win the individual British carpet bowls championship. Perhaps these film makers are doing the context shots
On Cameo roles, my golf was enlivened by the appearance of the Gnarled Old Greenkeeper on his souped up rally enabled golf cart. The field to the right of the 14th fairway was being mowed by the farmer. This is a notorious hiding place for balls struck erratically from the tee. The GOG had obviously heard the mower from afar and came charging out in the expectation of finding some recently lost balls in the newly cut grass. I watched him for some time as I made my way down the fairway. He left empty handed. I am not surprised.
The same thought had occurred to me as the mowing tractor first whirled past. I too was over the style and into the grass a few minutes before GOC put in his appearance.
With the same result.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
An alert bloggee has noticed that a post of about a week ago about the Pheasantry on the Whiteadder has disappeared from Musings. Well spotted, enquirer of Eyemouth. . Huttonian has pressed delete after representations from the manager of the facility who was anxious that some comments might be commercially damaging to his competitors raising chicks elsewhere. Huttonian is not in the business of endangering livlihoods -however remote the possibility of doing so may be so the post has gone to that great trash can in hyperspace.
It just shows that jocularity is too often taken on its face value-one man's meat being another man's Poisson-and that is not intended as a comment on the commercial fishing aspects of the Whiteadder operation.
Moreover I am assured that some aspects of the rant were just wrong. The small number of Chick's is nothing to do with any restrictions imposed by the threat of Bird Flu, as Huttonian speculated, but because they have not arrived yet.This year 14,000 of them are to be bred on the banks of the Whiteadder-see image of their neighbourhood. Anyhow I have been promised a guided tour of the enterprise later in the season and a better informed report with pictures will follow.If I am spared, of course.
And I just wonder if the post, warts and all, was really worth a visit by East Lothian's finest. Aggrieved bloggees please use the comment or e-mail to Huttonian facility. Our polis have better things to do. Surely
Finally the latest image of the new Village Hall. It is still in the nearly, nearly finished stage. As it has been for some time now- a slow start, a slow finish. The pundits claim it will be completed this coming week. (13 July is a date which has been bandied around for some time) I hesitate to evoke the rodents of disbelief. I would be very happy to be wrong.
Again.
?
Saturday, July 08, 2006
JIM CLARK MEMORIAL RALLY
Some images of the big event -the Whiteadder leg-in action-these shots all taken at the mini roundabout opposite the old pub. Not a big turn out in the village this year compared to last and the sight of 157 cars screaming past begins to lose its novelty appeal-to Huttonian at any rate after car 34. The corner is actually too sharp for any heroics and of the vehicles I watched only one came unstuck-or rather the opposite-ground to a halt to avoid taking the BT Telephone Box with it. And another took the corner very wide-se image-and very nearly had to stop to realign himself
There were almost as many marshals as spectators-and the most bored bystander of all was a wee dog who slept throughout most of the proceedings-seen it all before.
And who is to blame him?
Click on images for best effect.
Jim Clark Paper Work
Jim Clark Memorial Rally. 0840am. Tension mounts in an empty village. First cars due in 50 minutes. Nothing about low flying aircraft but otherwise we are adequately put on our guard.
Jim Clark Rally You have been warned
Well actually I am present because I live here and can't leave my abode between the hours of 9 and 2. (Click on image to see small print)
Jim Clark Protecting BT
Last year the phone box was left unprotected. Now it will be ok to call home with a blow by blow account. It ain't half noisy mum.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Jim Clarke Rally-A prickly customer?
I went on the net (Google -Images)to find suitable photos of the Jim Clarke Memorial Rally-boring-they were all of cars.
Instead here is the latest visitor to the Old Manse getting off the road in good time before the Whiteadder Stage gets under way. Which seamlessly brings me to entry #1 in the Hutton Think Tank's compendium of motoring riddles.
Q What is the difference betwen a rally car and a hedgehog?
A. THe Hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
Old but apt?
Instead here is the latest visitor to the Old Manse getting off the road in good time before the Whiteadder Stage gets under way. Which seamlessly brings me to entry #1 in the Hutton Think Tank's compendium of motoring riddles.
Q What is the difference betwen a rally car and a hedgehog?
A. THe Hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
Old but apt?
Jim Clark Rally The Whiteadder Leg
"The format is basically the same as last year but with 6 stages on Friday, 14 on Saturday and 11 stages on Sunday (including the now infamous 75m ford on the Whiteadder stage). You can see, there is a need for a large number of Marshals, so any help will be most welcome"
Huttonian quotes from the instructions to marshals for the rally which, for the second year running (?driving) hits Hutton mid morning Saturday. The 'infamous' ford-hardly 75 metres but long enough if there is deep water which seems unlikely, did for the Whiteadder stage last year.A car caught fire on the approaches to the ford blocking the narrow road. This brought the stage to a premature close as their was no Plan B for an alternative route from Hutton to Chirnside. The obvious choice via Lesbian Witches* was used as a car park and that was that.
On my return from golf at 9 am to day I met 6 cars on the Hutton Castle-Hutton route. A normal weeks worth-4 were rally drivers in ordinary vehicles sussing out the route.The other two looked lost and angry. Perhaps lost and angry rally drivers sussing the wrong stage. Lots of them forriners taking part in this event as always billed as 'Mainland Britain's only 'closed roads' rally'
An 'open roads' one? The imagination boggles.Little old ladies in their Foci sharing the road with the racing knights of the screaming tyres, supercharged engines and jazzy spoilers- only one winner there and it would not be the K's of the R. How can they compete with Ms D***** from A********r ( Asterisks disguised to protect the innocent) with her 55 mph approach to Sir Morrison's car park, cutting through the garage forecourt via the exit sign, handbrake turn on realising she already has a full tank, hard right, skid and slide into the first car park entrance-double -d- clutch- hand brake turn No 2 and parking sideways neatly occupying one disabled and one adjacent Mother and Child slot. Thats driving for you.
Images tomorrow of the other infamous spot-the Hutton mini roundabout flanked by the old smiddy, the old pub and the phone box. Don't call 01289 386994/5 between 10 am and 4 pm tomorrow.
300 cars screaming past -we won't hear you.
*aka Broom Dykes (blog-ed)
"The format is basically the same as last year but with 6 stages on Friday, 14 on Saturday and 11 stages on Sunday (including the now infamous 75m ford on the Whiteadder stage). You can see, there is a need for a large number of Marshals, so any help will be most welcome"
Huttonian quotes from the instructions to marshals for the rally which, for the second year running (?driving) hits Hutton mid morning Saturday. The 'infamous' ford-hardly 75 metres but long enough if there is deep water which seems unlikely, did for the Whiteadder stage last year.A car caught fire on the approaches to the ford blocking the narrow road. This brought the stage to a premature close as their was no Plan B for an alternative route from Hutton to Chirnside. The obvious choice via Lesbian Witches* was used as a car park and that was that.
On my return from golf at 9 am to day I met 6 cars on the Hutton Castle-Hutton route. A normal weeks worth-4 were rally drivers in ordinary vehicles sussing out the route.The other two looked lost and angry. Perhaps lost and angry rally drivers sussing the wrong stage. Lots of them forriners taking part in this event as always billed as 'Mainland Britain's only 'closed roads' rally'
An 'open roads' one? The imagination boggles.Little old ladies in their Foci sharing the road with the racing knights of the screaming tyres, supercharged engines and jazzy spoilers- only one winner there and it would not be the K's of the R. How can they compete with Ms D***** from A********r ( Asterisks disguised to protect the innocent) with her 55 mph approach to Sir Morrison's car park, cutting through the garage forecourt via the exit sign, handbrake turn on realising she already has a full tank, hard right, skid and slide into the first car park entrance-double -d- clutch- hand brake turn No 2 and parking sideways neatly occupying one disabled and one adjacent Mother and Child slot. Thats driving for you.
Images tomorrow of the other infamous spot-the Hutton mini roundabout flanked by the old smiddy, the old pub and the phone box. Don't call 01289 386994/5 between 10 am and 4 pm tomorrow.
300 cars screaming past -we won't hear you.
*aka Broom Dykes (blog-ed)
A bloggee writes:
Don't be too shocked if you get a Bank of Ireland tenner in your change at Sir Morrison's because I spent one in there today - much tothe consternation of the 'assistant' who muttered something about itbeing 'funny money' and then proceeded to call the manager to ensurethat it was in fact acceptable (despite having the word "STERLING"printed across the middle of it).Much gnashing of teeth by those in the queue behind me at the express checkout, although I suspect they were relieved it wasn't a NorthernBank note
Well Huttonian has never dared to try that on after a traumatic experience on WAGN in Lunnon trying to pay a ticket surcharge wih a Scottish £10 note. The official in blue was adamant that this was no better than Monopoly money and may even be a fake. If course they don't have a different currency in Scotland-its part of England; in-it? Our station was approaching (not fast, being WAGN, but approaching) and we were in danger of slipping from Zone 4 to Zone 5 if we continued to argue thus doubling the surcharge at least. So we paid up with coins (all of which Jobsworth examined closely) and jumped out before he had finished writing the receipt. Fortunately the exit gates were not personned otherwise it would have been the same argument all over again.
The wife has no dificulty in palming off Irish notes to all in sundry without any fuss. As the IRA seem to have done with the proceeds of the Northern Bank robbery.Despite the notes having been changed.
But perhaps in Afghanistan that is not a problem.
Or even in Kerry
Don't be too shocked if you get a Bank of Ireland tenner in your change at Sir Morrison's because I spent one in there today - much tothe consternation of the 'assistant' who muttered something about itbeing 'funny money' and then proceeded to call the manager to ensurethat it was in fact acceptable (despite having the word "STERLING"printed across the middle of it).Much gnashing of teeth by those in the queue behind me at the express checkout, although I suspect they were relieved it wasn't a NorthernBank note
Well Huttonian has never dared to try that on after a traumatic experience on WAGN in Lunnon trying to pay a ticket surcharge wih a Scottish £10 note. The official in blue was adamant that this was no better than Monopoly money and may even be a fake. If course they don't have a different currency in Scotland-its part of England; in-it? Our station was approaching (not fast, being WAGN, but approaching) and we were in danger of slipping from Zone 4 to Zone 5 if we continued to argue thus doubling the surcharge at least. So we paid up with coins (all of which Jobsworth examined closely) and jumped out before he had finished writing the receipt. Fortunately the exit gates were not personned otherwise it would have been the same argument all over again.
The wife has no dificulty in palming off Irish notes to all in sundry without any fuss. As the IRA seem to have done with the proceeds of the Northern Bank robbery.Despite the notes having been changed.
But perhaps in Afghanistan that is not a problem.
Or even in Kerry
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Just as we were enjoying pictures of heavy rain in southern parts, the BBC Blether Centre decided to export the remaining heat wave to the Merse killing of haar, dreich and drizzle en route. So it may have been a mistake to play golf at Duns (MPBUI) at 7.20 am. It was sweltering hot.22C in Duns equates to 40 or so in Lunnon. Not a breath of wind, high humidity and flies. Large black buzzing b*****s (well actually I can't vouch for their sexuality) who greet you at the first tee and then stick with you (quite literally on sweaty bits) until you can escape to your car. Its like being at Angels One Five, eyes craned back wards for Biggles and Jerry and an incessant whine of Hurricane/Spitfire engine in both ears. To add to this irritant for half the round you are blinded by the still low hazy sun which ensures that some of your shots are found only by guesswork and many aren't. I was carrying so many clubs in my 'summer bag' (Trolleys are for wimps) that I left my bottle of water behind and didn't fancy a swig from the burn at the short 15th as I wasn't sure how long the dog turds had been maturing upstream.
Anyhow I had the course to myself apart from a couple of returning single players who must have started off at about 4-30am -not a bad move in the climatic circumstances. Just as I was finishing the cardiac four were setting out in El Alamein desert shorts, army surplus khaki shirts and Aussie out back slouch hats. Their remote controlled trolleys were loaded with enough water bottles to ruin a Scottish drinks party-a picnic rug indicated a short break in some sylvan glade at about half way.
Home by 9am. Its been a long day already.
Anyhow I had the course to myself apart from a couple of returning single players who must have started off at about 4-30am -not a bad move in the climatic circumstances. Just as I was finishing the cardiac four were setting out in El Alamein desert shorts, army surplus khaki shirts and Aussie out back slouch hats. Their remote controlled trolleys were loaded with enough water bottles to ruin a Scottish drinks party-a picnic rug indicated a short break in some sylvan glade at about half way.
Home by 9am. Its been a long day already.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Reason for not winning the World Cup #67a
Overheard in the Cross Inn, Paxton as Germany was hustled out of World Cup :'
Well thank goodness Englnd are out. Winning against Italy in the final would have been a real anti climax'
Guest Beers of the week all round
Overheard in the Cross Inn, Paxton as Germany was hustled out of World Cup :'
Well thank goodness Englnd are out. Winning against Italy in the final would have been a real anti climax'
Guest Beers of the week all round
The last supporter
Taken at a secret location Ms ZK at the training camp for the English Women's Squad for the 2020 championships. She is practising a manoeuvre known as ' Taking the ball away from the Portuguese team when the referee is arguing with Ms Raina Rooney'
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
There is a lot of artistic talent in this area as can be seen by an exhibition by the Paxton Painters currently showing at the Hayloft Gallery at Paxton House. It is a tribute to Anitra Rushbrook's instruction and shows how 'ordinary' people can have their talents developed and techniques sharpened on the basis of once a week classes. The standard at the exhibition put on by the class of 06 is astonishing and it is disappointing that sales, this year so far have been far down on previous exhibitions. So rush along and reverse the trend while you have a chance. It ends on 16 July.
The next few images feature the only (I think) HUTTON PAINTER. Isla Allan has remarkable talent and I am glad that I have one of her earlier still lifes (lives?) which is my hedge against extortionate private medicine bills in my extreme dotage.
The next few images feature the only (I think) HUTTON PAINTER. Isla Allan has remarkable talent and I am glad that I have one of her earlier still lifes (lives?) which is my hedge against extortionate private medicine bills in my extreme dotage.
Not that, even in extremis, I will want to part with my Marmite Jar
Isla 1
This is typical of the 'old' Isla and I reflects the art of her mentor and teacher. I am not sure how many of these are still available at the Hayloft Gallery but remember show closes on 16 July
isla 4
My favourite of the still life paintings. There are some other non-Isla Allan's at the exhibition
Isla 6
No prizes for guessing the 'sitter' Goes as a pair with the image above. Hurry. 16 July is open us and there are a number of other excellent paintings by talented local people
Peering through the mist and murk at BBC weather warnings it is hard to appreciate how poor Lunnoners are suffering from extreme heat. 33 C forecast and we think its smoldering at 19. No fear of that today as most of the Merse is currently wet and dreichy and with a visibility of 4/5 London buses or one football field golf is not an option for Huttonian.
At least we don't have to worry about heat stroke or forgetting that the dog is locked in the car in Sir Morrison's car park. An intake of 2 litres of water a day-as advised by NHS24 would ensure having never to be more than 30 feet from the loo given the additional ambient rehydration effects of standing hatless in the garden in steady drizzle.
Hutton Think Tank has yet to issue hot weather coping procedures advice-with 21C yesterday it started to, but a thunder induced power cut put pay to that by shutting down the PC. It is thought that sun cream for white cats (as recommended on ITV) is not an option but it may repeat the 1976 advisory of, in extreme cases, putting cats in the fridge (not ice box section) with the door slightly ajar for ventilation. But if you do don't forget # 22a helpful hint: be sure to
Remove the milk first
At least we don't have to worry about heat stroke or forgetting that the dog is locked in the car in Sir Morrison's car park. An intake of 2 litres of water a day-as advised by NHS24 would ensure having never to be more than 30 feet from the loo given the additional ambient rehydration effects of standing hatless in the garden in steady drizzle.
Hutton Think Tank has yet to issue hot weather coping procedures advice-with 21C yesterday it started to, but a thunder induced power cut put pay to that by shutting down the PC. It is thought that sun cream for white cats (as recommended on ITV) is not an option but it may repeat the 1976 advisory of, in extreme cases, putting cats in the fridge (not ice box section) with the door slightly ajar for ventilation. But if you do don't forget # 22a helpful hint: be sure to
Remove the milk first
Monday, July 03, 2006
Another Reason for living in the country side; It's empty (and its Cool, Man) .
having dropped the wife off, Africa bound, at Newcastle airport at noon in an unbelievable temperature for those parts of 25C ( Equals 77F for mature citizens) -the first time we have used a/c in our car since moving north in 1997, Huttonian returned Borderswards on the A697 thus avoiding the ineffable A1 Then a Good move-after turning off that road at just north of Wooler and going via Ford, Etal and Duddo I did not meet another car in motion (two drivers unconscious at the wheel in Norham-snoozing believed dead?) until joining the Swinton -Berwick autoroute just short of the Hutton turn off. This is surely a Commonwealth Record at least. The calm before the storm of the Jim Clarke Rally this coming weekend.
Where was everybody?Admittedly not much any body at the best of times but this state of Marie Celeste roads is unusual . Too hot to venture out? Watching Andy Murray at Wimbledon?No reason to go on living post World Cup? Dematerialised for security reasons?-strike out what is not applicable and put the kettle on the shelf and open the fridge.
Going north killed the heat wave: 70F at Wooler, 65 at Duddo and turning into the Old Manse driveway my teeth started to chatter. I should perhaps have turned the a/c off
much sooner
The wife has called from Termination 4 to say that it is very very hot. Health Warnings abound: switch from spirits to beer says NHS24.
At least Lusaka wil be much more bearable. But not as chilly as Hutton I dare say.
COOL is the word. In all its senses.
having dropped the wife off, Africa bound, at Newcastle airport at noon in an unbelievable temperature for those parts of 25C ( Equals 77F for mature citizens) -the first time we have used a/c in our car since moving north in 1997, Huttonian returned Borderswards on the A697 thus avoiding the ineffable A1 Then a Good move-after turning off that road at just north of Wooler and going via Ford, Etal and Duddo I did not meet another car in motion (two drivers unconscious at the wheel in Norham-snoozing believed dead?) until joining the Swinton -Berwick autoroute just short of the Hutton turn off. This is surely a Commonwealth Record at least. The calm before the storm of the Jim Clarke Rally this coming weekend.
Where was everybody?Admittedly not much any body at the best of times but this state of Marie Celeste roads is unusual . Too hot to venture out? Watching Andy Murray at Wimbledon?No reason to go on living post World Cup? Dematerialised for security reasons?-strike out what is not applicable and put the kettle on the shelf and open the fridge.
Going north killed the heat wave: 70F at Wooler, 65 at Duddo and turning into the Old Manse driveway my teeth started to chatter. I should perhaps have turned the a/c off
much sooner
The wife has called from Termination 4 to say that it is very very hot. Health Warnings abound: switch from spirits to beer says NHS24.
At least Lusaka wil be much more bearable. But not as chilly as Hutton I dare say.
COOL is the word. In all its senses.
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Duck race starters orders
For fuller explanation of the rites involved in the next three images go to the post below-THE HUTTON KIRK DUCK RACE
Starting Gate.
The bucket of a mechanical shovel launches the ducks into the middle of the Whiteadder. The plastic bag contains ducks 300 to 399. Appropraie Technology or what
duck race long stop
The last line of defence. Duty boat to catch any ducks which elude the lads on the finish line
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Sunday saw the second Hutton Kirk Duck Race since we arrived -it comes up about once
every five years-more frequently the excitement might be unbearable for us folks used to the slow pace of rural life. No actual ducks were in jeopardy; the ALF need have no fears about abuse or inappropriate behaviour involving.say, forcing non-swimming ducks to take partthus infringing animal rights. 900 plastic ones are involved. Numbered from 1 to, er, 900 they race in 9 heats down a short stretch of the Whiteadder not-so-rapids-the 3 fastest in each heat go through to a grand final. 900 numbers are previously sold on a first come basis-50p a go and if your number coincides with that of a winning duck (one in each heat) or THe Winning Duck, then, VictorLudorum, you are in pocket-sweeties or cash. The images here and the three above, will I hope illustrate the procedure from the starting gate-the shovel bit of a mechanical digger which ensures that the ducks can start from the middle of the river to the long-stop-boat below the finishing line which fields those ducks smart enough to elude the lads scooping up the finishers. The digital (as in finger operated) scoreboard, the official camera person, the stewards up to their whats its in fast flowing water, the close finishes, the tense and expectant spectators having a welcome break from the banality shoot outs *of the World Cup.
Huttonian wondered about cheating, duck fixing, having seen a steward's duck come in the top three in one heat. Difficult-(a) you can scarcely see the numbers as the ducks shoot past ad so it would be difficult to identify 'yours for favourable treatment and (b) you could hardly get away with even the most surreptitious nudge or flick with so many watchful eyes upon you never mind the danger of action replays by the video camera person.
Huttonian and the wife left empty handed- our numbers did not come up and we went before the Grand Final as the wife needed to pack for World Tour, Stage Two. Thursday he Middle East, Monday it must be Africa
(* Penalty surely-blog ed)
Click on images for full visiblity-more above
Saturday, July 01, 2006
WorldCup Fever
Royal Naval warship on the Whiteadder? A gun boat from Berwick?
No World cup fever. The incumbent had his small Cross of St George torn by the wind. Hence the replacement courtesy, one assumes, of the Royal Navy- a British rather than an English institution -so that is all right. It can fly north of the border without causing offence. Can't it?
Note for Jordanian flag freaks. This is not as large as your standard in Amman but it is believed to be the biggest White Ensign in all Berwickshire. Wow!
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No World cup fever. The incumbent had his small Cross of St George torn by the wind. Hence the replacement courtesy, one assumes, of the Royal Navy- a British rather than an English institution -so that is all right. It can fly north of the border without causing offence. Can't it?
Note for Jordanian flag freaks. This is not as large as your standard in Amman but it is believed to be the biggest White Ensign in all Berwickshire. Wow!
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Old Manse from the north. Hutton
Jordanian bloggees asked for a shot of Huttonian House aka The Old Manse, formerly Antrim House (Enough names Blog Ed)
If it were in Jordan we would be tempted to call it:
The Old Mansaf.
But we are not
If it were in Jordan we would be tempted to call it:
The Old Mansaf.
But we are not
The Return of Cocky?
Before we were off to Foreign Parts we had reason to believe that poor Cocky, the famous Pheasant, mistaken by the Mail on Sunday for Huttonian's Peacock, had left us for ever. Evidence was compelling-his cold (it was actually freezing, as usual) body was found in the flower beds-an ex Pheasant, if ever there was one. Poor Ollie was bereft, mourning her miserable way through the long grass which used to be their pad and eating double rations of nuts from the dispenser as some feeble attempt at consoling herself for the loss of a faithful and attentive Bide ee in.
But now we wonder. Ollie it is and her handsome escort bears a striking resemblance to Cocky (Click on image for superscale rendition). Yes, yes-all pheasants look alike even to a Chinese ornithologist But they seem a happy couple and I would be surprised if Ollie would transfer her affections to swiftly to a new partner. Perhaps the three day old corpse amongst the weeds was not Cocky but some other dead parrot imitator fallen of its perch. Cocky could well have been away checking out the offers at Sir Morrison's pet supplies section, or at the animal dispensary recuperating from a mild case of Avian Flu.
We may never know. Neither C or O are clear communicators. So let us take a chance and say, warmly and sincerely:
Welcome Back Cocky.
It has been drawn to Huttonian's attention that Tout Hutton has noticed a figure of a humanoid in the right hand corner of the image of the village hall posted a couple of days ago. Click on picture for maximum magnification. It (He) is not one of the workmen-if he was he would be clearly trespassing in the next door garden. It is difficult to make a positive identification-even from the shape of the extremities and lower mid region. Huttonian can only apologise for this unintentional breach of human rights and hope no offence has been caused.
One sharp eyed bloggee has suggested the name of a member of the hall committee and of the right hand neighbour-right hand man he would be called in Duns during the Riever festival. If so we have two for the price of one.
I am reluctant to move the unintended intruder-unless he insists and in which case I hope a techie in Kew Gardens can replace the human with an alien-as was done with the case of a workman in a previous post.
I await instructions
One sharp eyed bloggee has suggested the name of a member of the hall committee and of the right hand neighbour-right hand man he would be called in Duns during the Riever festival. If so we have two for the price of one.
I am reluctant to move the unintended intruder-unless he insists and in which case I hope a techie in Kew Gardens can replace the human with an alien-as was done with the case of a workman in a previous post.
I await instructions
